Now That They Have Your Attention

Hey hey, Secular FAM! 2025 is almost in the rearview mirror, and I for one cannot wait to let the figurative door hit it in its ass. I’ve been bidding an aggressive adieu to every single year since 2016, but this year of our lordT, 2025, can really go f*ck itself.
2025 started with a bunch of twenty-something douchelords, one named “Big Balls,” being granted access to absolutely all of our private information and seems to be ending with the president of the United States calling veterans in Congress “traitors” who should be executed and going to war with checks notes Venezuela.

Good thing the Nobel Committee didn’t give in to his tantrum earlier this year, amirite?

Pete Hagueseth is leading the entire country to war and governing through Xitter posts because of unsubstantiated drug trafficking claims, while our feeble Pedo-in-Chief pardons one of the worst checks notes drug traffickers in history.

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